Woke up this evening and had my lunch,
Started with the sweet and ended with brunch.
Washed my hands then went to the toilet
Put dirt on my face and uncleaned my teeth.

I want to go to work and have a play,
Go to a club and buy some carrots
I want to put socks on my hands
And put gloves on my feet, because

Everything I do I want to do backwards
Start life in the grave and end it in the womb.

Can't I spit on people I like
And like people who are really nasty.
I want to do nothing but still earn money
Ordinary things should be extra funny.

Everything I do I want to do backwards
Start life in the grave and end it in the womb.